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Born the son of a Mongolian warlord and a British Sou-Chef, South Junior Chris Frenier has been striving to buck his primitive roots ever since his travels landed him in the oasis of Anchorage, Alaska. His past, namely his affinity for pillaging and mince-meat pies, has often been an obstacle to adjusting to the relatively civilized life he leads now. Chris joined ATMI in the summer of 2005, and has since risen to become what many call the "wily veteran" of the crew(only Chris calls himself this). Indeed, young, eager reporters come and go, some of them with more talent than Chris, but with clever wit and dashing charisma (read: rat poison) he has continued to thrive in the journalistic jungle. When not taking on the world, Chris is an avid sports fan, and would like to invite any takers to a trivia throwdown. Chris is also a member of the South Anchorage High School Nordic Ski team, his church youth group, and several other somewhat less legitimate business operations. It should also be noted, that though reports are unconfirmed, empirical evidence points to the fact that Chris Frenier and ATMI director Paul Flahive are either A)The same person, or B)Long lost brothers. Chris is, of course, the better looking of the two; unless they are the same person because it's impossible to be better looking than yourself. Chris Frenier
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