Have you ever been dehydrated? Has your water bottle ever broken just when you needed it most? Could you use a nice, solid, unbreakable method of carrying liquids around with you?
Well then, we have just the thing for you…The New indestructible, titanium nowbean water bottle. This product is based on the original nalgene water bottle but with new enhancements. The new nowbean can stand the extreme heat and pressure of a volcano as well as the frigid temperatures of space. All this can be yours for the modest price of $300.
Here are of few people who have actually seen the new nowbean:
Person #1: “Before I saw this product, I was happy.”
(Is that all you want to say? Yeah. Okay then.)
Person #2: “What?!!! 300 bucks for a lousy water bottle? It doesn't even work!! That's completely ridiculous! How can they…?”
(quick cut the mike!)
Person #3: “I can't believe how stu [great]pid this new nalgene is.”
Person #4: “Yeah I've seen the new nowbean, it really sucks, it only holds an ounce of water and…”
And now a word from our sponsor: Our city's morgue is proud to sponsor a product that is so good for business because we care.
The new nowbean may explode if used to transport carbonated water and will disintegrate if used at any elevation other than sea level. Permanent mouth discoloration may occur if this product comes into contact with lips and women who are nursing, pregnant or may become pregnant should not be in the same room as someone who has a new nowbean or has ever come into contact with a new nowbean water bottle.
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