by Ashley Tyner

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Announcer:

Have you found that your high school career is no longer engaging?   Are you looking for something more? Well you're in luck. The next, up and coming fast food corporation, Sloppy Joe's has just what you need. This enticing employment opportunity gives students the chance to make use of all the skills they learned in school, but in an engaging environment that lacks the monotony of school. No more sitting in class listening to a boring lecture- this job gets you up on your feet.

At Sloppy Joe's we teach ex-students the values of respect and positive attitudes. From fast action burger flipping, to scrubbing toilets, everything we do here, we do with a smile. And for a limited time only, new employees will have the opportunity to work with the drive-thru customers on our state-of-the art two -way headphones.

The only requirements for being a part of the Sloppy Joe family are an elementary school diploma and basic, addition and subtraction skills-not that you'll ever use them. Here at Sloppy Joe's we have only the highest quality, automatic adding cash registers.

So if you're “done” with school, come on over and join the team at Sloppy Joe's, where we're done with thinking.

New Employee :

“May I take your order here at Sloppy Joe's? What? You want me to say what? Sloppy Joe's, may I take your order? Or you order me, here at Sloppy Joe's? These two way headphones suck!”