by Noah Magen
Announcer:
Do you not care about the political system? On voting Tuesdays do you fell like stabbing a spoon in your eyes to make it all end? Ever wish that you could just turn in that vote into some cold hard cash. Well have we got the offer for you. New from the maker of the Chastity Bot 3000 and the inventors of the legendary Sloppy Joes Head sets is…VBAY! Vbay is much like EBay but instead of buying and selling odd celebrity body parts, you can sell you VOTE! Does your wife keep telling you that you don't have enough money to buy that new 300 inch plasma TV, well politicians all over the country are eagerly awaiting you unused vote and will pay big money for it. Our website is professionally made for easy access and handling and is only mildly illegal. Just Log onto www.vbay.com and join the millions of American's dying to get money from the next generation of politicians. Not only can you sell that valuable vote but also Vbay has tons of ways to get into elections process itself. Offers such as bribe the politician, sabotage the votes (not available in Florida), or become an attractive congressional page.
Testimonials:
“I really wanted to buy a new truck so I just logged onto Vbay, it only took a few minutes for my vote to be sold and for me to get enough money to buy that truck.”
“I have been using Vbay for the past 12 years and have been in office for the same amount of time, it works terrific and is completely safe” “FBI WE HAVE A WARRANT”
“I'm proud to say that when I sold my vote on Vbay it got Joe Rogan re-elected”
“ How do you think Arnold Swaznegger got elected” “I vill terminate education”
Announcer:
Much like the budgets of corrupt politicians Vbay's expanding everyday. Make sure to check you account for up and coming offers such as sell you ballot measure vote, start a scandal, or our most exciting new offer by a lobbyist.
Vbay streamlining the democratic process one vote at a time
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